it's almost genius!


yes they've come up with sugar free red bull!

i know my stuff and...what u want after a sapping work out is...
stuff like taurine to give those minions in my body a boost in reconstruction

and well...a jolt of caffeine to limit the energy downside that comes after a work out!

it's perfect for people who are in their "burn" phases!

geniuses! red bull at only 3 cal per 100ml. meaning 7.5 cal a can!

it's almost neglible! (unless u fucking clown downs 100 cans! tt'll give u 750 calories! (STILL LESS THAN A BIG BREAKFAST FROM MACDONALDS YYOOOOOO!)

by then. u'd be super uber man.



or like the commercial says...

"Red Bull Gives You Wings..."

Tags: diet, loves
Current Mood: Wings!

sitting in the middle of a certain food outlet
tapping their wifi + electricity (awesome!)


fun activity for you is to guess rank in order the calories.
i've already hit off the low end and high end

although nutritionists say a guy need 2500 calories a day.
i severely doubt that
i say we only need at most 1800 tops

this does not include the ultra-burners, those who end up burning off everything
for you guys, i declare for you infinite amount of calories!

nonetheless...watching the people go through the revolving doors
we should ban those who have more than 30% of body fat
hahaha...
i should never have been allowed to consume unlimited food as a young kid

society would feel less lethargic
would suffer less from itself
would pay less for slimming products
would spend less time worrying about their looks

but

may

will find other sick hobbies...like smoking pot or more underaged sex and self mutilation...

i don't know...maybe we should let them just binge eat...
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hahahaha 

Tags: diet
Current Mood: wacky thoughtsive

i'm on a diet!
let the world know!
watch them gasp in horror!
inwardly secretly admiring
let them disapprove
bla bla bla...

Tags: diet, outings/places/activities
Current Mood: petulant